Today the weather is more cloudy, but the heat wave has yet another victim:
The Sec-Gen <3 is the hottest
But apparently both of the Secretariat girls have spotted someone:
An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Her Excellency, the Secretary General has a crush on one of the delegates
Today, when Zuzanna got in the UNSC, we saw eyes light up between her & Alex
They seem to have infected some of the Chairs too:
The Chairpersons of the Legal Committee have a real fun!
However, one of them apparently has a dark secret… Yesterday night, someone heard him say:
Legal Chair: “I’m saving my energy for later and then I will uncover my hidden part”
And the Chairs infected the delegates! Someone was spotted in the Legal Committee:
Legal Estonia looks really so cute in the pink shirt
LEGAL – Delegate of Canada is so hot, I really love her name and its my favorite cocktail ❤️
And it spread to the ECOSOC too:
There’s one ECOSOC delegate who has a big d*ck energy
ECOSOC France we could see your white underwear this morning 🤪🧐🙄😰😨
ECOSOC – It looks like the Marshall Islands delegate has a specific preference for Asian girls
ECOSOC – What we feel between the Chair and the delegate of the US looks like hate but is really love
And UNSC is not immune either:
The chair Alex looks like he wants to learn Spanish… I think he asked one of the Spanish delegates for private lessons, they’re always talking to each other!
But things started to get really GRAPHIC – look out, Chairs!
Honorable chair Alex, let’s discuss about more interesting positions, like the horizontal one 😉
I Wish ECOSOC Chair Sofia Would Sit On My Face Like She Sits On Her Chair
I wish Sebastian ate me like he eats colomba during coffee breaks
But elegance and class are not completely gone, judging from this poem:
ECOSOC – The delegate from India is so f*cking hot just f*ck me against the wall
That’s it for today! Keep sending us your deepest, darkest secrets!
xoxo Gossip Box